was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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