Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
It's just like the Real World with babies
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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