if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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