at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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