I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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