puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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