I forgot how hot balto sounded
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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