One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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