I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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