SEEEEXXX PLEASE
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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