I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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