Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
high people should be assigned attendants
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
