If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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