You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Moan for me like Helen Keller
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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