we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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