There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
