I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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