If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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