U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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