dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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