I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the day after is always just damage control
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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