Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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