I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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