Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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