More tranny stories later!
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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