What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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