and you said cock pushups were impossible
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Floor bacon is actually really good
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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