Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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