just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
We need to rekindle our bromance
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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