Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think your dad took our porno
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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