so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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