Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
