ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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