so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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