North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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