I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am spending my child support on dildos
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I could make wine with my vomit
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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