I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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