If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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