I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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