Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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