You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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