Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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