Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he shaved USA in his pubs
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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