If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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