I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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