What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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