Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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