I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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