I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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