the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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